Bim Bam Boo Offers Free TP to All New Asses in Town for Western Conference Finals
By The Minneapolis Egotist / /
Bring ya ass! — Ant-Man’s rallying cry heard ’round the world
Minnesotans have latched on in the best way: it’s on Jumbotron displays, referenced in an official state proclamation, it’s the unofficial slogan of Minnesota tourism. It’s also gangbusters on social and in national media.
But only one Minnesota company could *actually* help the thousands of new asses brought to the city by the Western Conference Finals: national tree-free toilet paper brand Bim Bam Boo based in downtown Minneapolis. How? Do we even need to say? By offering free TP or butt wipes to all of the new asses in town, of course.
But only one Minnesota company could *actually* help the thousands of new asses brought to the city by the Western Conference Finals: national tree-free toilet paper brand Bim Bam Boo based in downtown Minneapolis. How? Do we even need to say? By offering free TP or butt wipes to all of the new asses in town, of course.
Bim Bam Boo announced the slam dunk offer yesterday afternoon on Instagram and is keeping it rolling through Friday’s game.
Basketball fans can scan the QR code displayed in select OOH installations downtown or visit www.WipeYaAss.com to redeem. Bim Bam Boo’s TP is also stocked in local bars hosting watch parties.
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