Public Works Announces Upcoming Hiring Announcements
By Egotist / /
Public Works has issued a statement announcing the forthcoming announcement of new team members Olivia Zange and Davis Zismer! Though the exact date of the announcement is still unknown, Public Works has made it known that they can’t wait to get the word out about acquiring these two absolute ringers. The hotly anticipated press release and accompanying media tour will almost certainly highlight new Art Director Olivia Zange’s illustration chops, bottomless skill set, and years of cross-category experience. And though our sources can’t confirm it, rumors are swirling that the year’s most wished for press release will feature a few sentences about whip-smart Account Lead Davis Zismer’s uncanny knack for building successful long-term client relationships!
“Make no mistake, this upcoming press release is going to be a game changer,” Partner/Business Lead Jenny McDowell tells us, “When you have two big-league talents like Davis and Olivia working on multiple clients like Crystal Farms and Truvia, you don’t hide that under a bushel. This announcement is going to be BIG. I wish I could announce it today, but my hands are tied.”
Those in the know are already declaring it to be the “Year’s Best Press Release”, despite the fact we still aren’t sure if the official release will include information about Zange’s impressive oboe playing or Zismer’s borderline obsessive lawn maintenance. Only time will tell.
For more, go to publicworks.agency
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